I found a page while revising for my GCSE Science Exams tommorow about answers you shouldn't give in the test.
Heres several that made me laugh a lot...
Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.
Q: What is a terminal illness?
A: When you are sick at the airport.
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorised? (e.g.abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O and U.
Arrr dear im stilll laughing, this doesnt help when ive got to revise
Heres several that made me laugh a lot...
Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.
Q: What is a terminal illness?
A: When you are sick at the airport.
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorised? (e.g.abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O and U.
Arrr dear im stilll laughing, this doesnt help when ive got to revise
