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I took a shower before I ate. I don't want juices on me. BTW I HATE NACHOS OR ANYTHING WITH YELLOW CHEESE ON IT, IT DISGUSTS ME
 
**** yeah, he knows all about that.

Now, what ya do is devote one hand to your nachos while the other is busy "dancing" and then you place a beverage of your choice on the table with a bendy straw so you don't have to pick it up. Now you gotta get your timing matched with the beat and sync that with your breathing, otherwise you're gonna choke when it comes time to take a swig of your drink. I call this maneuver 'The Spider Monkey'.
 
Now, what ya do is devote one hand to your nachos while the other is busy "dancing" and then you place a beverage of your choice on the table with a bendy straw so you don't have to pick it up. Now you gotta get your timing matched with the beat and sync that with your breathing, otherwise you're gonna choke when it comes time to take a swig of your drink. I call this maneuver 'The Spider Monkey'.

haha, you should write a book. You have a way with words. Even if they are pretty messed up words :D
 
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