My dad got 4x Apple II+ from school so I could get them working for it. He thought that i would be interested in playing games like "Quest For The Most Amazing Thing" from Borderlands or the ORGINAL "Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego" over my copy of UT2k3.
His exact lines were :-
DAD :- "But we still have all those games what you were playing years ago."
Me :- Trying very hard not to laugh
My dads like that but worse. Even if he doesnt want it it has 'centimental' value and will sit in our garage for 20 years rotting lol i found his handwrting book from about 1960. Our old computer was 133 as well windows 95 1gig hard drive 1mb of graphics. - It couldnt even run UT2004!