Nerdy Pick-up Lines

[Bahawolf1]

Do you work for UPS / FedEX? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

 

[Ahyoka]

Do you believe in love at first sight? or should I walk by again?

..hasn't worked for me yet haha

 

[sek3o1]

if your left leg is thanks giving and ure right x mas can i visit in between the holidays!

 

[Steemax]

Do you work for UPS / FedEX? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

ROFL by far the best 2 of them all...

 

[sek3o1]

to a girl come sit on my lap and will talk bout the first thing that pops up