MP3 player with SM slots

[Dr Destructo]

This may sound a little stupid, but..
I need an MP3 player with multiple SmartMedia slots.
I dont know if it exists, and if it does im sure it will
cost loads of money.
I dont want to use a hard drive of any kind because i want it to be shockproof to a great extent.
Does anyone know if such a thing exists and if it does where i can buy it? no? thought as much.

Sincerely, Homer Simpson.

 

[Vile]

I don't think such a thig exists

BTW, I have Jukebox (6GB hard drive) and it's pretty "shock proof"
Obviously since it does have moving parts, it won't be as great as others, but for the most part it's good.