Most Awkward Moment in your life?

[Lord AnthraX]

I have a couple but Im more interested in yours...

I can vouche for my freind, as Im talking to him online and we were discussing this and he said "umm. . . . someone in my class said they were distantly related to hitler, and I screamed "kill the jews" followed by "oh snap!" everyone just looked at me. . . ."


Idoit...

 

[MrZucchiniHead]

I have a couple but Im more interested in yours...

I can vouche for my freind, as Im talking to him online and we were discussing this and he said "umm. . . . someone in my class said they were distantly related to hitler, and I screamed "kill the jews" followed by "oh snap!" everyone just looked at me. . . ."

omg and you didnt get in touble, or were you at school?

 

[NewCents05]

when i was in 4th grade the teacher called on me and asked what this place was called and pointed to Niger, Africa and yea i mispronounced it wrong and everyone just stared at me

 

[mrscientific13]

I was at Willow Run (place that sells garden and christmas stuff, and has a Santa's workshop thing at christmas). There were a bunch of those plastic plug in elves that light up. Everybody likes to touch stuff, so I decided to patt one on the head as I passed by. Turns out that this plastic elf was a little girl. She proceeded to run to her mom. Needless to say I got my *** out of there. I didn't actually get embarassed, but it was embarrasing to me.

There was also that time in gym when we were playing wiffleball inside becase it was raining. I was on third and got batted in. As I was running for home the girl that was on the plate caught the ball, but had yet to tough me or home plate. She was right in front of me and as I was running pretty fast and weigh a considerable amount there was no stopping me. I plowed right into her and knocked her over. She fell into a matt that was attached to the wall behind her and just started laughing. She wasn't the smallest girl so it was okay. I went over to her and made sure she was okay, helped her up, and proceeded with the rest of the class. Much talk about the incident ensued.

 

[uzi9mm]

most akward point in my life is when i went on a date with a hot *** girl. And as i was sitting there she said "i know you want to kiss me..... so why don't you go on and kiss me......"

im like "rly?"

i leaned forward and had the most awesome-ist make out ever. She was hot and it was a first date......... After that we hit 3rd base.

hahahahahah and i made a grand slam on that play.

the reason i say it is sooooo akward is because i dont think i would of done that unless she said what she said. I was kinda dumbfounded when she said that.. Im like oh rly? i caN>!?!?!?!

 

[Lord AnthraX]

most akward point in my life is when i went on a date with a hot *** girl. And as i was sitting there she said "i know you want to kiss me..... so why don't you go on and kiss me......"

im like "rly?"

i leaned forward and had the most awesome-ist make out ever. She was hot and it was a first date......... After that we hit 3rd base.

hahahahahah and i made a grand slam on that play.

the reason i say it is sooooo akward is because i dont think i would of done that unless she said what she said. I was kinda dumbfounded when she said that.. Im like oh rly? i caN>!?!?!?!

and to Zucchini Head he was in a diffrent Home room.

 

[septoid2]

I'm not racist or anything, this was a joke, but I'm Armenian and as you may know there was an attempt of an Armenian genocide by Turkey in 1915. Anyways...

In french class in grade 9 we were talking about different styles of music in different languages, and some girl was like "Yeah I heard this mad turkish rapper, he was rapping in full turkish it sounded so weird."

And all you heard from the other side of the room was. "THAT IS THE LANGUAGE OF THE DEVIL."

and my teacher gave me this cold look.

 

[Static_11]

rofl... god these are very funny to read with no sleep...

hmm.. most embarrasing moment....ill post it tommorow.

 

[Crysalis]

I haven't really had too many awkward moments, but the one that really comes to mind was at a summer camp. I was a "counselor" kinda guy. I didn't actually have that title, but i helped take care of the smaller boys (from 7-11 year olds). Being summer, it was hot. We went to the pool and cooled off. What next? Showers...

So, I get all the boys in the shower room and they take off their clothes and put them in a locker then go into a shower. Now, these aren't normal public showers... they were sectioned off and had curtains... to avoid the awkwardness. Well... didn't work too well. Some of the boys had to take showers in the same shower (they didn't care... they were young enough anyway). Mind you, they all haven't reached puberty if they even started.

They are all taking showers, so I get in one (with clothes on... there was some kinda rule). so, i start showering after taking clothes off. Unfortunately, 2 young boys failed to realize that my shower was occupied. For some reason, they were all hyper, laughing and carrying on and ripped open my curtain. INSTANTLY... all eyes on me. Not just me, but ME. The part of me very few people should EVER see. I didn't realize it for a second until i saw the two of them staring. I then ripped the curtain closed and the boys hurried off to another shower.

Not really anything crazy, but still... a bunch of young kids lookin at the family jewels while showering isn't exactly comfortable.

 

[aliasaid]

^^ i'm sure those kids had a different version of the story..


if they had told their parents, headlines in the papers the next day would read something like this

"disgruntled audio engineer workin as a summer camp councellor exposes himself to innocent children. authorities later confiscate child pornography on the perpetrator's home computer"


...but lucky for you, those kids kept quiet!








(jk)