I didn't try to lick my elbow......because I tried a long time ago and knew that I couldn't! However, I can dislocate other people's shoulders to help them do it if required. LoL!
Only if you are referring to a type of macaroni...... but then this whole thread would seems like a tactful way of asking who doesn't have a functioning tongue....... Which is only marginally stranger than what it is actually about...... Aww heck I'm just trying to cover for the fact that I tried it.