Let's write a story

[MindoverMaster]

"Silly boy," his mother said, and kicked him in the groin and all his physical abilities came back.

(All you talk about dying...)

 

[forrestcupp]

So Atreyu went on to accomplish everything he was destined to achieve making the world a better place until it was finally destroyed on December 21, 2012.


(The saboteurs around here make this type of thing no fun.)

 

[MindoverMaster]

And in the afterlife, Atreyu continued to do good, that God made him a deal to help out people on a distant planet.

 

[Peter.Cort]

but then randy said **** it and decided to club baby seals and changed his name to ca$hmoney millionaire and signed a release form to never allow him to change his name.

 

[Slaymate]

Randy, feeling like a real man again, decided life was worth living now that the stigma of a make believe WOW game name was gone forever.

 

[MindoverMaster]

So God sent Randy to Endor to help the Ewoks.

Peter, please. Stop that. That was totally out of line.

 

[Kharn]

On his long journey, whilst seeming like seconds to him he realized the non- relativity underwear he donned shortly before take off was turning Heir Dongenhimer§ into dust, he wondered if his family had other lost members like a sister* especially if she looked good in a bikini...

§ = If you don't get it, don't ask unless you want a birds and the bee's PM from me that will be so graphic it will make back door sluts 9 look like naughty ankles 2 circa 1902.

* = set up for a star *****s reference.

 

[MindoverMaster]

## Sorry to break the story, but this is getting WAY out of hand. I suggest we start a new story. ##

 

[Kharn]

Nha if it get's near anything light a night out on the town with me I will break it up, when you see midgets start to worry.

 

[MindoverMaster]

I mean, your post after mine had nothing to do with the story...