Is your son a computer h4xor? LOLLLLL

[tommyboy123x]

I was stumbling around and i found this site....

http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html

this guy is the dumbest piece of **** i've ever seen in my life!! I think my favorite part was his rant about AMD not being a legitimate company like Intel is...

originally posted by some dumb****
If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.

All i have to say is... wow

 

[COD2_fanatic]

i've seen this before, its a load of B*llsh*t

 

[homerj14]

. Does your son use Quake?

Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms. Many hackers develop anti-social tendencies due to the use of this virtual world, and it may cause erratic behaviour at home and at school.

If your son is using Quake, you should make hime understand that this is not acceptable to you. You should ensure all the firearms in your house are carefully locked away, and have trigger locks installed. You should also bring your concerns to the attention of his school.

 

[ulater6000]

Lolz, its been a while since I've seen that, but it never gets old. Rofl.

 

[savagenator]

8. Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?

BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called "xenix", which was written by Microsoft for the US government. These programs are used by hackers to break into other people's computer systems to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program. Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as "telnet", which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone.

Your son may try to install "lunix" on your hard drive. If he is careful, you may not notice its presence, however, lunix is a capricious beast, and if handled incorrectly, your son may damage your computer, and even break it completely by deleting Windows, at which point you will have to have your computer repaired by a professional.

Let lunix (lol) take over your computer with "dangerous" qualities.

 

[tommyboy123x]

thats what I thought at first too but that back story is pretty convincing lol

 

[Nitestick]

*cough* old *cough*

http://techist.com/search.php?s=&ac...=2452508&sortby=lastpost&sortorder=descending

 

[The General]

I was stumbling around and i found this site....

http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html

this guy is the dumbest piece of **** i've ever seen in my life!! I think my favorite part was his rant about AMD not being a legitimate company like Intel is...



All i have to say is... wow

1994 called ... they don't want their haircut back.

 

[Harper]

 

[Mr. Switch]

i like this gif so much!