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Coming home, turned on my street (development area), and there's about 11-12 people (15-16 year olds) shoulder to shoulder spanning across the street walking. I come up behind them and wait for them to gtfo of the way. They take their dear old time moving to the sides for me to drive past. When I go to pass, one little **** pot thinks he'd be more comfortable on the other side of the road, running out in front of my car, forcing me to brake hard to a stop.
I'm angered. Naturally, like any normal 23 year old guy with a stick shift car, I rev to 5k and dump the clutch. I floor it up the street for another 100 yards (hahaha) till I get to my house and I cut the wheel hard to the right and come to a stop, with the intention of backing in my driveway. As I back in my driveway, I catch a glimpse of the kids down the street. They're running. Like... full bore "oh my gosh we're gonna die!" running. They scattered through yards hightailing it. One kid even tripped in someone's front yard.
I sat there. Laughing. Hysterically. For a long time.
You'd think with there being a dozen of them, and 1 of me (regardless of me being 23 vs them being 15/16) that they'd have some sort of confidence in themselves for the way they acted when I was trying to pass.
Weenies.
I'm angered. Naturally, like any normal 23 year old guy with a stick shift car, I rev to 5k and dump the clutch. I floor it up the street for another 100 yards (hahaha) till I get to my house and I cut the wheel hard to the right and come to a stop, with the intention of backing in my driveway. As I back in my driveway, I catch a glimpse of the kids down the street. They're running. Like... full bore "oh my gosh we're gonna die!" running. They scattered through yards hightailing it. One kid even tripped in someone's front yard.
I sat there. Laughing. Hysterically. For a long time.
You'd think with there being a dozen of them, and 1 of me (regardless of me being 23 vs them being 15/16) that they'd have some sort of confidence in themselves for the way they acted when I was trying to pass.
Weenies.