I want to live in the US just for this:

[Trifid]

http://www.chacha.com/

The funniest thing ever.

Edit - was a bit rushed when made this thread: Search with guide. Think of something that would be funny that is not porn related. Paste the convo.

 

[Vormund]

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Guide not located.

Me: Yawn.

 

[The General]

Hahah cool.

 

[Trifid]

So every gets the idea of what this site is about, here is a example for those pedants out there:

mass debating

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: sherric
sherric: Welcome to ChaCha!
sherric: I am Sherri, I will be assisting you in your search today.
You: ok
sherric: is this for a school project?
You: yes
You: i want a good mass debate
sherric: ok I have found some good links
sherric: Hold on a moment please, your results will appear to the right of your chat box
You: do you like to mass debate?
sherric: Link #3 looks really good
sherric: I never got into it
You: why not?
sherric: I became a cop so I just learned to listen and I never debated
You: i love to mass debate
sherric: I have watched them on TV, and so many times I agreed with both people
sherric: hard to take a side
You: yes it is hard
sherric: was for me
You: i like publically mass debating though
sherric: this last Nov election was really bad
sherric: do you do that a lot?
You: every day
sherric: You going to get into politics?
You: no
sherric: wow
sherric: I thought that was all most debates were for
sherric: goes to show what I know
You: yes
sherric: how are these links so far?
You: they dont seem to have what i am looking for
sherric: what are you looking for so I can narrow it down
You: when i mass debate it usually involves naked women
sherric: I dont think I am going to findthat, anyways we are not allowed to search for adult topics
You: oh right
You: do you have a husband?
sherric: yes
You: does he mass debate?
sherric: he used to over gun control
You: lol
You: did he find it hard?
sherric: no, because when he feels he is right on something he dont back down
You: so he would mass debate until it came?
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: BarbaraB
BarbaraB: Welcome to ChaCha!
BarbaraB: Hi there..

(I hope there isn't anything wrong with debating?)

 

[The General]

Oh the sexual innuendo ...

 

[Vormund]

(I hope there isn't anything wrong with debating?)

Hah, that's mean...

Nope, I didn't realize it was going to be a live person..I figured a bot or something...

 

[bobojuice]

i lol'd

 

[molsen]

nothing too exciting...

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JacquelineR
JacquelineR: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: heyyyy jackie
JacquelineR: Hello!
JacquelineR: How are you?
You: do you mind if i call you jackie or do you prefer jacqueline?
JacquelineR: Either is fine lol
JacquelineR: Jacque
JacquelineR: or
JacquelineR: Jacqueline
You: i like jacque, that's unique
JacquelineR: whatever works for you
JacquelineR: Thanks!
JacquelineR: So how may I help with your search?
You: i'm trying to find out some good carpet cleaning tips
You: for...err....feces
JacquelineR: ew, ok let me take a look for you lol
You: thanks! do you keep your carpet clean jacque?
JacquelineR: lol you know I do!
You: no feces on it i presume
JacquelineR: Well now, I've had my daughter's baby land some feces on my carpet lol
JacquelineR: Will these sites do the trick?
JacquelineR: LOL
You: how did that happen???
You: yes those look helpful
JacquelineR: Or would you need more info?
JacquelineR: How did what happen?
You: nothing, nevermind
You: that'll do it
JacquelineR: hahahaaa
You: thanks jacque
JacquelineR: Ok! Have a good night!

 

[Crysalis]

please dont tell me you did that molsen

 

[Nubius]

I went to guided search and got "BlakeM" so I disconnected.

EDIT: Meh, I didn't feel like messing with them too much. Mines rather boring

SandyP: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Oh my!
SandyP: Goodevening..
You: Good evening to you
You: I need some good information on the advent of sweatshops
SandyP: sure just a moment please while i find your results..
You: Do you get paid for this stuff? Or are you part of a sweatshop too?
SandyP: its a job.. i work from home
You: Nice, I don't think I'd use this service if it was a bunch of children being whipped into finding me search results
SandyP: no were all in the convience of our homes.. we pick our own hours ect
SandyP: i will look
You: Pay well? More than 10 cents a day I hope
You: ahh, good ole wiki
You: I'm sure that'll have everything right there
You: Indeed, first paragraph is history of them
SandyP: yes 5-10.00 hr
SandyP: yes
You: Not a bad gig
You: Thanks Sandy, you've been a doll.
SandyP: Thanks for coming to chacha.. Have a great night..