I miss Schlitterbahn. I think thats pretty much the only thing i miss about texas. We used to go there every summer before i moved out to colorado.
Also, welcome to being a productive member of society. The only way you can get foodstamps and welfare is to quit your job and go have a bunch of kids. I work for the health department, and i just love seeing people drive up in their shiny new cars to pick up their WIC and welfare checks, meanwhile they are wearing all name brand clothes and shoes. Sometimes it sucks having a conscience.