Happiness is...

[Celery]

Stephen King + Quentin Tarantino = megahits!

 

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Today's funnies:

 

[Wallaby Dan]

TGIF! whoopee...yeah that...

 

[Wallaby Dan]

BBQ RULES:

I think this rings true in too many families, but that's just a guess..

We are entering the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh
your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity .
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary
cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance
of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

Here comes the important part5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

(6) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He
thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat.

Important again8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes

And most important of all11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ', and, upon seeing
her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.

 

[Wallaby Dan]

and a few more...

 

[Celery]

at the bale of hay.

 

[strollin]

Love the Velociraptor one! Great analogy to what is currently happening.

 

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Here's my contribution today:

 

[AMD_man]

Love the Velociraptor one! Great analogy to what is currently happening.

Except you can't kill a virus with a shotgun, and you can't be hospitalized if a dinosaur eats your brain.

 

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