General Trivia Question

[brady]

well if you're in california and you're a female driving, then you can easily run the horse over since you've got a huge massive SUV or raised truck that you dont need. The horse would merely be a speed bump. With that you can go on down the road to the next scenic outlet, park and take up 3 spaces and enjoy while the elephant gets scared as you honk your horn causing it to knock the fire truck off the steep cliff and fall down with it.

LMAO, thats good enough for me.


++ for teh comedy

 

[HAVOC]

You are driving a car. On your right is a steep cliff. Right in front of you there is a horse and right behind an elephant, both of which travel at your own speed. On your left there is a fire truck blocking you. How do you stop your car?

Dude, step on the brakes?

 

[Nubius]

There's an elephant behind you. You step on your brakes you get crushed.

 

[Lord AnthraX]

Hey better then crashing into a Pile of rocks and getting stabbed with metal thru your kidneys

Ok here is one



The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

 

[brady]

The answer to mine (other than Nubius's comedy gold) is....






Tell the Marry Go- Round operator to stop the ride.

 

[luke87]

i don't know about inventing it anthrax, but if he built it then it must be a coffin.

 

[DefragMyHead]

What is the largest monolith in the world and where is it located?
Bonus question: How do I know this?

 

[Greg]

Well, this poor guy must be a midget. When it rains, he probably has an umbrella, which he's able to use to press the 10th floor button, which he normally can't reach. Thus, when it's not raining he doesn't have he umbrella and can't reach the 10th floor button and can only reach as high as the 7th floor button?

lol - i'm really stretching here... no pun intended...

Yep, thats correct

 

[Lord AnthraX]

i don't know about inventing it anthrax, but if he built it then it must be a coffin.

Yep



I mean......


SCREW YOU!!


lol
cheater....