[General sillyness] Dear Santa

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Sheepykins

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Dear Sandy claws.

these are the things i would liek for christmas this year:

1. new core i7 processor with the sandybridge
2. a new coolermaster case so people know tht my upgrd'in is srious business
3. a few more terrabytes
4. jessica biel

fank yew.

ƨheepy
 
Deer Santa,

I have been a very good human this year and I would like to ask for -
1) A Bike.
2) A new fishing rod.
3) Some yellow cake uranium.
4) Some weaponized influenza,
5) the complete works of Albert Einstein.
6) Willam Shatners home address.
7) A Rubber Gimp mask.
8) A wet suit with the bottom cut out.
9) A bucket of soapy frogs.
10) A Rubber hose, Plastic funnel and a 10 Gallon bucket of Tabasco sauce.
 
Dear Santa,

I would like:
1: 5 leaf center eye leaf springs
2: Used Cavalier headlamp
3: Muddin tires for my truck
4: Eggnog to be supplied all year.
 
Dear santa
I do not wish to see the dentist for a check up and have to pay for a narcotic shot in my mouth worth 79.00 and 200.00 bill.
 
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