Little Jonny walks into the living room and sees his father drinking a beer.
"Dad, can I have a beer?"
"Well son," his father replies, "can you touch your dick to your ass?"
"No," says Jonny.
"Well then, you can't have a beer."
Later that day, Jonny sees his Dad smoking a cigar.
"Dad, can I have a cigar?"
"Well Jonny, can you touch your dick to your ass?"
"No," Jonny replies.
"Then you can't have a cigar."
Jonny goes into the kitchen and comes out with a plate of cookies.
"Jonny, can I have a cookie?" his Dad asks.
"Well Dad, can you touch your dick to your ass?"
"Yes I can," his father says.
"Then you can go f**k yourself, cuz these cookies are mine!"
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I cleaned the "F" word... don't really know how far you can take jokes yet here.
"Dad, can I have a beer?"
"Well son," his father replies, "can you touch your dick to your ass?"
"No," says Jonny.
"Well then, you can't have a beer."
Later that day, Jonny sees his Dad smoking a cigar.
"Dad, can I have a cigar?"
"Well Jonny, can you touch your dick to your ass?"
"No," Jonny replies.
"Then you can't have a cigar."
Jonny goes into the kitchen and comes out with a plate of cookies.
"Jonny, can I have a cookie?" his Dad asks.
"Well Dad, can you touch your dick to your ass?"
"Yes I can," his father says.
"Then you can go f**k yourself, cuz these cookies are mine!"
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I cleaned the "F" word... don't really know how far you can take jokes yet here.
