Do you know what really irritates me? Defcons version

DefCon_!1!

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this seems to be the lates trend right now, so here is my spin on it

As a lifeguard at a waterpark, this happens...alot!

people who dont read signs with important safety rules

all the signs say u must be this tall, be under 225lb, not be pregnant, no neck or back injuries.

but when a 300lb pregnant woman comes up with her little kid (its happend to me a few times), then gets pissed at me when we wont lwt her go down, well then, that just really grinds my gears.

then, if the guard at the top of the slide lets em down, and they get hurt, they still get pissed at me, saying he should of done there job. "yes, they shoul have, but you shuld have also passed 4th grade english and learnd to read"


ugh
 

Mooky1

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Our local pool they never take notice of the signs the No Diving one is never looked at.
 

IAntDemo

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Sort of thing I'd say

Look love, I ain't being funny but I'm doing my job and you must understand that I can't let you past, so please don't let me fail my work.

If she has a go at you, ask her where she works and do the same back
 

hascet

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I'd rather have someone pissed at me for not letting them go instead of pissed after getting hurt. Even though someone like that deserves to learn their lesson.
 
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