Burn in hell you mother ****er!

[tj_extreme]

According to the wiki (I know, roll eyes) they wont be choosing one of his kids to continue on.

Nope, his son is now leader. BUT the NK military doesn't want him to be, seeing as he's had no military experience, and is now their Commander in Chief.

 

[S0ULphIRE]

If this doesn't say it all, I don't know what does.

 

[Slaymate]

Those evil South Koreans are partying at all hours of the night while those nice respectable North Koreans are trying to get some sleep.

 

[Roark]

I hear he died from too much stress at work. He should have chosen a different Korea

That was one of the worst puns I've heard in a long time... still can't stop chuckling.

 

[Talyor]

North Koreans have been brain washed imagine if they went to south korea how life will be better i bet that will never happen now

 

[Yami]

 

[Harper]

I am going mourn for this death......... in the form of a happy dance.

Seriously, I am not some one that would actually go around wishing death on any one or making jokes like this. Kim Jong-il on the other hand I will make an exception.

 

[Oreo]

Is it true his family imports $750K of the best Hennesy Cognac each year ? Well, I have to give it to them, they got style.

 

[toxicity_27]

He was something like the highest importer, or at least in the top 5 or so of highest importers of Hennesy Cognac.

 

[Kharn]

Yea he was famous for it, he also had this odd thing for Jack Daniels but it has to be imported in a really really long winded fashion bought in the states by company a who sells to b who sells to c to sells to d who exports it from the usa to Europe then to china then from china to NK.

He was also supposed to have quite a few western car's he imported in the same way, not just luxury jobs but things like Ford Escorts etc.

There is also the Ping golf clubs roumour, he was supposed to have found some one nearly identical to him in every respect light height, weight etc and sent him to the USA to get him a set of Ping clubs. I doubt it because I think it's a bit of a off shoot of the 15 holes in 1 when he played his first round of golf.

Also if you believe the official stories about him the man never took a dump in his life, as he was incapable of doing nothig vulgar or base.