Bad news for you brits

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Bad news for Aussies:

These bad boys are shortening lives down under by a big chunk.

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lol :grin:
but seriously, there's only like a few shark attacks every year. The only one I know off the top of my head is 2007, they had 12 that year and only 3 were fatal. still, it's **** scary to be swimming along then suddenly see this massive ****ing THING next to you with lots of teeth lol. That's happened to me twice

1 in 8,000,000 chance of being the victim of a shark attack
1 in 7,000,000 chance of dying from an adverse reaction to antibiotics
1 in 5,900,000 chance of dying from a wasp, bee or hornet sting.
1 in 4,300,000 chance of dying from a lightening strike
1 in 500,000 chance of being killed by an agricultural machine
1 in 400,000 chance of being killed by a falling object
1 in 200,000 chance of dying from a fall down the stairs
1 in 6,000 chance of being killed in a motor vehicle accident
 
lol :grin:
but seriously, there's only like a few shark attacks every year. The only one I know off the top of my head is 2007, they had 12 that year and only 3 were fatal. still, it's **** scary to be swimming along then suddenly see this massive ****ing THING next to you with lots of teeth lol. That's happened to me twice

1 in 8,000,000 chance of being the victim of a shark attack
1 in 7,000,000 chance of dying from an adverse reaction to antibiotics
1 in 5,900,000 chance of dying from a wasp, bee or hornet sting.
1 in 4,300,000 chance of dying from a lightening strike
1 in 500,000 chance of being killed by an agricultural machine
1 in 400,000 chance of being killed by a falling object
1 in 200,000 chance of dying from a fall down the stairs
1 in 6,000 chance of being killed in a motor vehicle accident



Look dude, if the shark wants your for breakfest, lunch or dinner, you get permission to kill it and have it for dinner in fact make a **** shark pizza out of that SOB. then we'll see who's at the top of the food chain.


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It's munchy crunchy good for you and bad for shark human killers.... :D
 
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