This reminds me of a quote I heard:
"All the health nuts will feel stupid when they're in the hospital dying of nothing"
If you're dying of nothing then you're not dying. You have to die of something, or not die at all...
Mine was 91 yrs. They're telling me I could add 4 years if I take aspirin and reduce my stress. huh??? don't get it.
PS what the heck is bowl movements?