Buying crappy laptop, putting linux on it

[shuaibao]

Hi, I am looking for a laptop that is crappy with the spex:

- x86 processor, Intel or AMD
- proc speed: around 400MHz
- RAM: 64MB is fine
- HD: +/- (about 3GB) to about 10GB is fine, so 7GB to 13GB
- MUST have working CD-R (read-only, burning not needed) drive
- if it has VectorLinux or some other kind of linux on it already that would be SWEET. Just tell me what distro...
- Last but not least, it has to be at least $10, up to $30 (inclusive).

Please post your spex of ur laptop if you want to trade.
I'll set up all the shipping stuff.

I think I'll be paying through paypal.

Thank you!