I think you are all going a bit over the top here. He asked a simple question and recieved a simple answer. All of this other stuff is irrelevant.
Mods I hope your keeping an eye on this one,
Simple question? Yeah, no shyt...And that's IF it even qualifies as a question...
Simple answer? Answer to WHAT? No one can answer that question. 'sept maybe God, with the help of 3 cans of Jesus and 2 Disciples...
I mean, it's like walking into the Library of Congress and randomly asking someone "Where's the book?"
Even if he was talking about the Bible, we still couldn't answer him without asking at the very least "What book?"
So, to append my original reply to him..."What history?"
Maybe he'll come back in and actually ask us an answerable question or give us some freaking information. (That is, maybe after his parents have finished beating him over the p0rn.)