Dealt with Microsoft yesterday. The 32-bit internet explorer was currupted. It WAS a software issue. I used the vista DVD to do an "upgrade", which is really a downgrade. It re-wrote all of my system files, but left my programs, docs, etc...Now my internet issue has been solved, and the app error doesn't show when I close programs.
However, when I boot my machine into windows, I now get an error saying couldn't load file AIos.sys(which must be part of my Asus AI overclocking). But the AI boost program loads and my system is still overclocked. It doesn't seem to affect anything so far. If I have issues in the future, I'll address them then.
Thanks to all who have offered their advice. It's just rediculous that I had to deal with 6 different Microsoft techs and take almost 6 hours to do such a simple thing. I'll check into all the software you've listed for future apps anyway.