to your "this is sparta"
I was on a forum for something I forget, maybe emu stuff. The forum seemed to have a lot of 300 gimmicks. Someone made a banner/avatar playing the scene from 300 in which he says "This is Sparta!" Slowed down a bit...no sound, but with text over replacing it with "Red sauce on Pasta!" Surprising, because of how he speaks, it matches exactly! hilarious
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