Yeah I noticed (some) of that before... I haven't used VB much, and figured that'd be a nice script to start with, and just fix-as-needed. And no thanks to rewriting the script! Far too much work, and your "5 second posts" are enough as it is (and I greatly appreciate it!)... so, anything is great! Thanks again.
Sorry, I didn't specify *writing* to the FTP server. (So I can put it in a secure directory (.htaccess, or chmod) -- but either way, it doesn't allow writing. The only potential way (I think?) would to be send a GET-method page, and let PHP do the rest... but I'm trying to avoid that.