Oh, common people. You're not helping him at all!
But yeah its gotta be... :
Bob, the giant, anitomically correct, inflatable, dead super-beaver toilet, with many accessories including a M.C. Hammer haircut, dinette set, colored carbon-based coal, a bag of kumquats (optional), beaver chess...
He will be completely customizeable, just like our friend Mr Potatohead (aka Herr Kontopfelkopf) , such as replaceable nipples, facial features (with Hammer shades), and orifices.
There ya go.
You're the guy from that hamburger train, right?