open case, then turn on comp:
1.) loosen cpu fan, but make sure it's on
2.) take clock gen and take your comp speed really high (borrow a camcorder that can connect to your computer later on to save it)
3.) take off cpu fan, throw ice cubes, water, light it on fire??
4.) record everything, and at the end add some vulgar remarks about dell and save it, make a lot of copies, and send to dell's headquarters around USA and see if you get a response