Never thought I would be saying this, but......
HURRAY FOR ATI RADEON!!!
After spending about 3 hours of BULL$#!+ing around with the nVidia FX5200 128Mb this morning, I ripped out the boss's Gigabyte Radeon 9200 64Mb with 2-View.
Installed the drivers. Installed HydraView.
NO F***ING PROBLEMS!!!