lol, me neither, but i'm having the same issues on a slightly more capable system... http://www.techist.com/showthread.php?threadid=123331
I just re-downloaded the installation files for all the programs I have, made text files for serials and burned it all onto a CD so that when I reformat, I just gotta go through and install them all. Not that big of a deal, minus all of the Windows updates I'll have to deal with.
Before I reformat I'm gonna copy My Documents to my new hard drive too. Don't forget to backup your Windows settings if you don't feel like messing around with them again.
Hey, it's a little bit of work, but it'll be worth it to have the PC running like new again.