It exists. On newegg.com, the Sapphire x1950PRO gets bad reviews due to overheating, and people say there is an Ultimate out now that has a Zalman fan. My original x1950PRO is still in it's box, and it'll be built this friday. *gulp* i hope that doesn't happen to me.
Stacker 830 - e6600 @ 3.6ghz - Eva 9800GTX+
X-Fi Xtrememusic - 4GB OCZ SLI 1066
Sceptre 20.1" - Logitech Z5500 - Gigabyte DS3 965p