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Old 06-18-2007, 12:28 PM   #21 (permalink)
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and defrag with o&o.
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Thou shalt let computer breathe, unless computer has gills.
Thou shalt act friendly to the inferior mac religion.
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and defrag with o&o.
Ashampoo Magical Defrag is the best IMO
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it is always good to be trilingual and speak Windows, Mac, and Linux
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Origin of the PC Bible:
"In the beginning there was an online shop. And it was good. God commanded man to buy parts from the shop and to build a machine. Man worked for 6 days and 6 nights to find the best parts and on the 7th day he built PC. And it was fast."

Commandments:
1. PC building is your friend, you shall always build, unless you are being controlled by a limiting factor (aka.. You are children and your parents won't let you build)
2. Thou shalt not buy from Dell.
3. Thou shalt not skimp on thy power supply.
4. Unless you want an effective computer, thou shall not blow more than 1600$ on a PC System, unless you are into CAD
5. Thou shalt always overclock and not fear to overclock
6. Thou shalt keep your PC cool
7. Thou shalt treat your computer with respect! As if the system was thou child
8. Thou shalt give your system a good ole’ bath, clean the dust out of thy computers fan and case but don’t use water!!
9. Thou shall not buy a Raptor X hard drive or a Cheetah, when thou can get a RAID array
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10. thou shalt not by the most expansive part, do your research, or you shall burn in computer ****

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thou shalt not convet thy neighbors computer
thou shalt not bear false witness about thou's own computer (kahn!!!)
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If thou sins against any of these commandments, thou shalt burn in computer ****, while their thou shalt be forced to re-code all of what is Windows ME until it is perfect and pure.
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If thou sins against any of these commandments, thou shalt burn in computer ****, while their thou shalt be forced to re-code all of what is Windows ME until it is perfect and pure.
that is computer ****
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