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Old 01-09-2007, 03:33 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Sometimes we make ourselves chuckle (when we are bored and tired)...I wrote this poem after seeing a Dell upgrade question.

My power supply turned to gel,
I dont know who to tell,
This new memory wont even fit,
This truly must be the ****z,
The slot that's supposed to be,
You guessed it, no AGP!
Cant upgrade, swap or sell,
Good god, I must own a Dell....

Anyone one else with some quick, creative PC poems or limerics?
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Dell sucks.
Dell blows.
Who likes Dell?
Nobody knows!

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Old 01-09-2007, 03:28 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Dell suck's
Dell's blow
Dell must have been my EX.

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Oh god someone sticky this 10/10.
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How about change the title to "PC Poems"?

I bought this Gateway to H e ll
It's running like a h e ll of a Dell
I will have to dig for some change
To do an exchange for a new Alienware
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Originally posted by talldude123
How about change the title to "PC Poems"?

I bought this Gateway to H e ll
It's running like a h e ll of a Dell
I will have to dig for some change
To do an exchange for a new Alienware
lol.....i didnt understand one word of that.....
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Old 01-16-2007, 12:18 AM   #7 (permalink)
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How about change the title to "PC Poems"?

I bought this Gateway to H e ll
It's running like a h e ll of a Dell
I will have to dig for some change
To do an exchange for a new Alienware
Poems sometimes rhyme.... but nice... um er..effort...yah....


I couldn't edit the title, they locked out my privaledge (its been too long)
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I have to give some credit to www.rhymezone.com
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