your mom jokes

[BitCbr]

any1 have some good but corny your mom jokes?? besides ur mom goes to college.. lol

 

[Trotter]

We always called them "Yo Mama" jokes.

 

[BitCbr]

oops sorry >_< lol

 

[bigbmxdave]

yo mama so ugly that when she went to a restuarant with her family they said "sorry no pets allowed"

 

[SHAWN]

your momma is so dumb, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out all the "w's"

your momma is so dumb, she got hit by a bread truck and said " I Wonder"

your momma is so fat she went to work in high heels and when she came back they were flats.

Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.

Yo Mama's so dumb that she tripped over a cordless phone.

Your momma's like a squirell, she can't keep nuts out of her mouth.

 

[sunsider]

"Your mama's so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck"

 

[PP Mguire]

your mommas so fat when she sat on bat man and robin they called them flat man and ribbon
(old one) your mommas so fat when she sits around the house she sits AROUND the house.
im not in the mood right now so il lmake more later.

 

[phosho510]

lol, your mamas so blind that she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

your mamas so poor that she had to stole free bread.
lol

 

[Harper]

Yo Mamma So Fat, she has her own post / zip code.

Yo Mamma So Fat, they need to hire an areal photographer to take her school photo.

Yo Mamma So Fat, if you daddy wants to have sex with her, he only has to slap her own and the ride the waves.

 

[Simon]

yo mamma so fat she needs a boomerang to put her belt on!