Dear Santa,
This year I would like... a small inflatable sheep (not what your thinking you got a sick mind), The best of Barry White, Life time ticket to sea world, a baseball bat with a bit of barbed wire wrapped around the end, a ticket to go see manetys on ice, some Jim Beam, a years supply of fish sticks, a rubber chicken, a big soapy bath so I can play spot the submarine, my very own walrus, and if it's to too much trouble I would like the full battlestar galactica box set along with Kate Stachoffs address and phone number.
Chris.