What is YOUR life expectancy?

[pc_boy]

This reminds me of a quote I heard:

"All the health nuts will feel stupid when they're in the hospital dying of nothing"

If you're dying of nothing then you're not dying. You have to die of something, or not die at all...

Mine was 91 yrs. They're telling me I could add 4 years if I take aspirin and reduce my stress. huh??? don't get it.

PS what the heck is bowl movements?

 

[LoTeX]

wow lotex that is disturbing. i have about 3 "bowel movements" a day. but the bigger question is why don't they just say crap? when i hear bowel movement to me it sounds like something is wrong like diarrhea or something.

I guess it wouldn't sound official or convincing enough. But what's wrong with "defecating"?

 

[AMDSCOrPiO]

80 years

 

[Nitestick]

If you're dying of nothing then you're not dying. You have to die of something, or not die at all...

google>define>"psychosomatic"

 

[dartgande]

85 years