Drugs... Lots and lots of drugs. I would take myself out. OD in a hard way. Imagine being so F'ed up that you died?! You must be super F'ed up!
Of course, before that, I'd stuff myself to the goard with Italian food mostely. I'm not Italian, but I sure do loves me some Italian food! Along with a nice burger, perhaps from Fudruckers, 2 maybe. A very large Chinese buffet, some large sirloin choice from a farm, fresh cut meat. And some cheesecake, some of my mothers cheesecake... All finished off with about 60 of my mothers Gouza's. Then, to the drugs. If I'm dying anyway, what the ****, might as well go pop a rock in that stem and start shootin' up enough to put Corey Feldmen to shame.