What have you done that 99% of the people on this site can't say they have done?

[synergy]

* wrestled a tree out of the ground in Moab and got a citation for it.
* chopped down a bunch of trees in the forest and made a cabin (almost got cited for it)
* played video games all day for 2 weeks straight at work.
* flew over handle bars on bicycle and broke both lower arm bones in both arms at same time.
* "caught" my own fishing lure that got lost two days earlier from a snag.
* caught two fish on the same line out
* jumped my bicycle so high and landed so hard I broke the teeth on the sprocket

 

[Apokalipse]

* Fractured my spine in Primary school (I'm not a paraplegic though)
* played a Snare drum and a Tena drum in public parades (including multiple ANZAC parades)
* got a free flight in a Winjeel at Point Cook RAAF Air base/museum
* been allowed into the cockpit of a 747 with the captain and co-pilot, while in flight
* Flew an aeroplane from takeoff to landing, multiple times (haven't got my pilot's license yet though)
* voltmodded and overclocked a 7900 GT to 750MHZ on air cooling
* had my PC featured in a newspaper, in an article on case mods.

 

[HAVOC]

* Had dinner with a group of Aliens from Brazil. They were Green & Yellow with some blue here and there.
* Kicked the crap out of a football until it begged for mercy.
* Bet on Lions to get beat 16 times and won.
* Took a carp from a lake, ate it for dinner and then took a crap in the lake.
* Spent some quality time with a famous porn star and her two friends one night in a NYC hotel room. (yes really)
* ^Left the next morning without saying goodbye and never spoke to them again. (yes really)