Weird question.. don't judge plx

Jake1991

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Hey y'all!

I've been trying to figure something out, thought maybe someone here can help! My grandfather had a stroke 2 years ago, he was the kinda guy that got me a car on my 18th birthday, always there 4 me. Now he's in a nursing home, total paralysis on half of his body. Life turned to ****, and in finding something to do he's been very awkward about asking me for help, but did so anyway: he wanted to watch porn. He was pretty much a Don Juan as a adult, not so much now ofc. And yeah it's sad, but it's porn is pretty much all he enjoys now, the stroke made him super depressed.

So yeah, I fixed that for him, got some channels with a TV subscription, the nurses don't like it much though (he jokingly turns it on sometimes when they clean his *** haha) So, he did like that 4 a while, but it's unskippable, and not always to his tastes. He started asking 4 alternatives, so i got him a Ipad. Thing is: he's NOT handy! Like i tried to teach him browsing pornhub (awkward as that was..) but since he has 1 hand and bad hand-eye coördination, he keeps opening adds or misclicking eternally until it crashes or freezes. Because of this, i'm looking for a way to make this more accessible to him.

Things i need to figure out:
1 - He can't hold the ipad bc of one functional hand. Is there some sort of sturdy standard for an ipad? He's ofc always in a elevated hospital ish bed so itl need to be able to bend.

2 - It will be impossible for him to learn to browse, so i thought that i'd prolly download some stuff to his taste (mostly gender fluid midget BDSM, lul jk). With that in regard: any tips for good software, maybe a program, where i can like create a registry in so he can easily press 'next vid' with a big button or something? As easy as possible.

3 - He sometimes even has trouble with turning the tablet on, i heard of ipads with special 'old people' software, does that exist?

4 - ANY other ideas next to a ipad are welcome as well! Maybe if u know something i could buy that's better and more accessible, i'll do anything for my grandfather :)

Thanks to anyone who might be able to help!

Jake
 
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can he use a phone?


Get the dude a jailbroken firestick or any device that plays kodi on tv.


Put kodi kore remote app on phone.


Install porn video addons in kodi and I am assuming some kind of tarp or cleaning system, and he's good to go.


That bites about his health but at least his weiner still works, sometimes stroke takes that away :(


FWIW you are doing the right thing, I am sure he felt embarrassed to ask you just like you are embarrassed to ask us. Good looking out man. I miss my grandparents all the time.
 
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