Voices?

[Dave]

Some of you are just jealous because the voices don't talk to you like they do me. Sometimes, that's the only intelligent conversations that I can find around here.

Why just yesterday, one told me to check a certain sig. What do you know but that sig was too big, so I told the SigSanta and he got it. So they can tell you helpful things, too.

Dave

 

[Shumway]

the voices I hear tell me to burn things or hurt people.

I only occasionally listen to them

Before i got my armidilo helmet they told me stuff like that too,But most of the time it was " Katchem & Killem "

 

[Rundat]

There is this one time when I was 11 or so, woke up one night sweating and I can feel my heart racing. All of a sudden I hear a lady laughing like a wich "He He He He" I cried out MOM!! but no sound of my words came out. Next mourning there was this weird hand print near my closet (next to the knob) ..

 

[cobalt817]

an aluminum foil helmet works real good, and you'll need a assault rifle for protection from the aliens.(not the mexican ones)

 

[FghtinIrshNvrDi]

an aluminum foil helmet works real good, and you'll need a assault rifle for protection from the aliens.(not the mexican ones)

The Canadians are coming?

Ryan

 

[Powerslave]

the voices I hear tell me to burn things or hurt people.

I only occasionally listen to them

I was wondering how I woke up with that knife in my arm.

 

[Shumway]

The Canadians are coming?

Ryan

If we were coming there wouldn't be a big threat anyway's,It's kind of hard to fight a war all drunk and plus we only have hockey stick's to use for weapon's

 

[mdogg1108]

Maybe your houses are old....
El Ghosts?
Or maybe Dells have taken over the world and they are making noices saying "Buy Me" "Buy Me"..

 

[Powerslave]

If we were coming there wouldn't be a big threat anyway's,It's kind of hard to fight a war all drunk and plus we only have hockey stick's to use for weapon's

Don't forget your heated maple syrup, that stuff burns!

 

[PP Mguire]

9's are for little girls... Colt .45 or a 50 cal 6 shooter...

Pshhhh to small. P90, M88, AK-47

If we were coming there wouldn't be a big threat anyway's,It's kind of hard to fight a war all drunk and plus we only have hockey stick's to use for weapon's

Dude in the nuts hurts big time. Im afraid of a Canadian w/ a hockey stick!!