^ Must be on crack
< Not locked in Trotter's basement any longer, doesn't need to mow lawns to earn his supper any more
v Has the most beautiful eyes...
^ Why thank you Jordan. But I thought we weren't bringing up stuff like that in public...
< Is hungry but doesn't have money to buy food and is too lazy to go make food. Wee.
V Will make me some mac and cheese.
^ And for good reason
< Wants to treat himself to some delicious dinner but is having trouble deciding
v Will find a way to combine pizza, chinese food, and fried fish into one epically delicious concoction.
^ I just had some red salmon with white sauce and sweet potatoes for breakfast, mmmmm...
< Is finally getting better
V Wants to send me a check for a hundred billion dollars for being such a great guy.