^ only at weekends my Mancunian friend.
< Wants self adhesive because ti makes installing it easer and I always screw it down anyhow.
V wonders why he likes wearing tight trousers at the weekend.
^ Is misguided in his assumption of my Mancunian origins.
< Was born in Billinge and most of his family live in St Helens, but he lives in the south west and is an avid Everton supporter
V Wasn't born in Billinge
^ Correct although I do have a friend there.
< Is actually going to St. Hellens later on, is neither a red nor a blue but is a Saints fan.
V Will buy me a pint.
^ Will buy me a pint back and offer me a cig
< would like a pint and remembers Saxon isn't really a football fan from our vent conversation
V has green skin and gills
^ Definitely should go to the pub. And should have a couple of games of pool too.
< Would like to help with a conduit problem
V Smells vaguely of geraniums
^ Nope more like the smell of money.
< Needs 500ft of conduit as the freaking sparks nicked half of it and the rest seems to have gone missing (not unusual on this site) and needs some today or first thing tomorrow.
V has the number for some one who can deliver my needed conduit.