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"Officials reported that the missile did minimal damage to surrounding buildings. Though the weapon missed its initial target, it did manage to take out one aborigonie pyssing on a phone-booth. There have been no reports concerning the cause of the incident, but officials have explained that top military personnel on both sides have expressed great concern for the missile missing its original target...a larger group of aborigonies just up the road molesting the local kangaroos."