US Bombs Australia

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"Officials reported that the missile did minimal damage to surrounding buildings. Though the weapon missed its initial target, it did manage to take out one aborigonie pyssing on a phone-booth. There have been no reports concerning the cause of the incident, but officials have explained that top military personnel on both sides have expressed great concern for the missile missing its original target...a larger group of aborigonies just up the road molesting the local kangaroos."
 
too bad it wasn't a nuke...

OH IM KIDDING I LOVE YOU AUSTRALIA...MUCH LOVE MUCH LOVE
 
Yeah the title is very deceitful. It makes it sound like that we bombed a building in a city somewhere. But I like how it was a bomb that hit a building on a "weapons range", apparently Australia has nothing better going on down there to report about.........
 
yeah, those kangaroos are mean..... They look cute and you want to walk up to them and pet them, but they will knock you teeth out and try to break your neck.

Kangaroo's fit in the same catagory as koala bears, pandas. They look cute up until they bite you.......
 
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