You know, I think I know why such a bot has been diluted down to using facial expressions! YOU ALL ABUSE AND CALL HIM NAMES AND.... You know, I'm sure you he would talk if someone, just someone, took him to Waffle House or showed him a sexy girl (he perferred this one). Anyways, if no that, then give him some of these. Take them out on a night of upgrades. Who knows, maybe their cd-roms will spin and they will start to overheat and create, this? Eeek. Maybe just some comp pron would do. Just do something nice for him. I know I wouldn't.