Talk about a close call.....yikes

[PZEROFGH]

Im still tryin to figure that out....

Maybe it was the person calling you playing a dirty trick :freak:

 

[septoid2]

Anyone else feel uncomfortable in their own jewels when they hear sstories like this?

 

[M4A1]

Not in this particular story, but others - oh yes.

 

[Nubius]

the fact that somehow, a fishing hook found its way onto a towl and poked him, is not lucky for him

lol no it's not, but he could have been even unluckier!

So it can be phrased this way.

Warez, you are unlucky to have somehow had it poke your balls in the first place.

You are lucky that it didn't go in even futher.

 

[C0RR0SIVE]

I have a bad story... Some lawnmower guys where drinking one day, well they had to trim headge bushes (spelling lol) so they get the idea to take a push mower and start it and hold it up, well they walk along the bushs and its working fine, well one guy steps into a hole in the ground... drops his end of the mower.... well... whack whack... it don't grow back...

 

[Mr. Switch]

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