So I'm taking a shower, I wash up, get out the shower, standing there, grab the towel and start to dry off, start at my head, work my way down to the family jewels, I start to hurry up because the cell is ringing then all of a sudden I feel this sharp *** pain on the side my my buddies, I dropped the towel and had the towel justa hanging there, I look down to see what the **** it was, a **** fishing hook. Can you beleive that? A big *** off set worm hook that was embedded in the towel somehow. I know its my hook because I fish with them but I have no idea how the [Profanity filter bypassed - SNIPPED] that happended and thank god I wasnt any rougher otherwise, Id be on my way to the ER with a hook in my buddies which wouldnt be funny at all. Just thought Id share that with you folks....
Talk about a close call.....yikes
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My god....
You are a lucky man......
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Nubius said:
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"What do you mean you hooked you balls, Have you had anything to drink?"
" MY **** FISHING HOOK IS IN MY BALLS CALL 911"
"Hello, 911 emergency"
"yeah My freind told me to call, he says he hooked is balls"
"is this a joke?"
"No ma'am"
"Is it rusty"
"as of matter of fact it is"
"Well chances are its infected..."
"what Should I do?"
"Pull it out??"
hahah wow sorry
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Warez comes up with the craziest stories.
And the funny thing is, its true!
I wouldn't have picked up the cellphone while drying off in the shower, its called "voicemail"!!!
And the funny thing is, its true!
I wouldn't have picked up the cellphone while drying off in the shower, its called "voicemail"!!!
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lucky? I don't think so.Lord AnthraX said:
My god....
You are a lucky man......
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