At my old job one of the customers that I was helping one day came in wearing his deucebag pink polo with a popped collar and full sleeve tattoos. It wasn't until he was a few feet away from me that I noticed they were full Star Wars scenes. The d-bag then proceeded to tell me that he was working on getting Darth Vader on his entire back.
-side note, he was not a d-bag for having star wars tattoos (I love me some Star Wars), he was a d-bag for wearing a pink polo w/popped collar.