Stupid Quote/Sentence Thread!

[Seria]

“I haven’t been drinking any officers, Mr. whiskey... Sir.”

 

[Seria]

"IÂ’m not as think as you stupid I am."

 

[Apokalipse]

"Evening Ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol"
"I swear to drunk, I'm not God"

Policeman: Do you have any Idea ohw fast you were going?
Person: I don't know, my speedo only goes to 150

 

[Harper]

"Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver."

 

[Harper]

Some thing I saw on a Work Place Accident Report Form :-

"Was the accident you sustained fatal? Yes / No"

 

[ADZ]

After trying to explain to a person what a firewall is and trying to determine if they have one on their computer:

me: I think your best bet would be to call the ocal office.
him: ok
me "we seem to be dealing with something with something we dont know what we're dealing with"

That line always makes me chuckle.

 

[ATIRAGEPRO]

"RageProfessor..."

"If japanese people are so smart, then why dont they speak english" - A girl i know.

That show-is be the stupidest thang I ever done heardid... LOL!

 

[Seria]

(A diesel gets stuck under an overpass)

a police man walks up to the driver and asks: “Get your truck stuck?”
Driver: “nope, I was just delivering this overpass and I ran outta gas.”

 

[ATIRAGEPRO]

"Best be Shroomin' while you Doomin..."

One time i had a dream that i was in a monistary with a bunch of munks, and the said to me the following statements:

If thou wilst' entereth unto the Kingdom of SHROOMS, thou must turn thine face from the evil sanities and harken unto the blessings of the SHROOM god... :shocked: