Stupid Jokes:The collection

[Powerslave]

Just post one stupid joke per reply, and these are jokes like these.

example : What has four wheels, garbage, and fly's?
A garbage truck

What animal do you not want to play cards with?
A cheetah

Post away

 

[Trotter]

What goes 99, clump, 99, clump?
A centipede with a wooden leg.

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
To hide in cherry trees.

Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
Works, don't it?

 

[beardo526]

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"

 

[Powerslave]

So there's these 2 muffins in an oven.

They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked.

And one of them yells "God ****, it's hot in here!"

And the other muffin replies "Holy Crap, a talking muffin!

 

[Flanker]

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"

That one was on my School's weekly Friday morning announcement shows, lol. It was sp stupid it was actually funny, lol.

EDIT:

So there's these 2 muffins in an oven.

They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked.

And one of them yells "God ****, it's hot in here!"

And the other muffin replies "Holy Crap, a talking muffin!

HAHA, and so was that!

 

[beardo526]

What do a tree and a bicycle have in common?

Handlebars. Except the tree doesn't have them.

 

[Powerslave]

what do you call a skunk mixed with a hellicopter
a smellicoptor

 

[Powerslave]

What do you call a giant with carrots in his ears?
anything you want he can hear you

 

[Flanker]

LMAO!

 

[Mr. Switch]

A guy walks into a Bar and says Outch!