St*pid teachers.

[mssssee2]

Note: Don't post any Names or Surnames of a teacher of yours.

Let's talk about teachers that are total idiots. I don't know what happens in your country, but in mine many of them are.

A philologist of mine asked a girl to hand her in her diary because she noted at it in class, our philologist promised to return it next day without reading it. Next day not even she read it and underlined phrases but asked students questions like : Hey John, make syntax analysis at the phrase that your classmate wrote about you : "John is such an as***le!". LOL.

Another teacher hit accidentally his head in the white board (The board is white cause we use markers). LOL again.

Our religious teacher had a tattoo in her forehead. And used to talk us about sex, masochism & sadism all time.

I have had many other idiot teachers, but I don't bother posting. Have you ever had such a teacher?

 

[lancec2c30]

sounds like you have some pretty wacked out teachers over there.

 

[SirCyber]

Imagine... until my freshman year in hs, I was a straight A english student. freshman year, new teacher student teaching a quarter, I FAIL. teaches at our school the next year (small school, one teacher for each subject) I FAIL... and in fact, I fail the rest of the way through HS. finally, she tells me my senior year, halfway through the 3rd quarter, she will personally see to it that I don't graduate! I left. dropped out. btw, my english scores my freshman year, extremely high. senior, medium.
after graduating from hs at a different school, went to college. teacher is talking about mechanics. MECHANICS in college?? give me a break!! first paper... 100%. NOTHING wrong. she still wonders why I stopped attending her class (what could I learn? nothing from her apparently, since I aced the first project intended to place us!@!)

 

[Kharn]

That religious teacher sounds like my kinda gall grab her number for me will ya...

Ok teachers I had that where memorable for stupid stuff....

Year 7 maths teacher for hiting a kid who's dad turned out to be one of the largest purveyor of class A drugs in my area (funny to watch).

Year 9 RE teacher getting caught having sex in a class room with the Spanish teacher (country of origin not his class)

One teacher from my school (she was mid 20's when this come out) was on the front cover of porn mag, the pictures where photocopied an put up all over school.

 

[TheEnd187]

when in 9th grade my Spanish teacher was bonign a student, eventually someone spilled the beans and teacher was in the newspaper, and girls reputation scarred forever. lol total pwng. Also my friend boned our web page design teacher, Tru story,well if he didnt i woulda

 

[Trotter]

Junior year, algebra II. Had an old bag of a teacher. She had a nasal voice AND a lisp, and had been teaching since Noah stepped out of the ark. She never go up from her seat, and used an overhead projector instead of the blackboard. She would say, "x+y=z," write "a+b=c," but our books were "r+s=t." Needless to say, several of us banded together and taught ourselves. We were the only ones who passed the class.

Senior year, American history (I forgot it was required... was one of the two classes I had to have). My teacher was also the basketball coach. We watched a lot of "The Year Was..." specials from HBO (anyone ever heard of the Bubble Dance?). We would come into class and he would have a board full of notes, but if we got him to talking about sports he would erase all of them to start drawing play diagrams.

Sophomore through senior year, mechanical drawing/architecture. Old dude with a flat top. Super strict and full of himself. I couldn't stand him, even though he was one of the best teachers I ever had.

7th grade, history. Teacher was known as the "Boogerman" for obvious reasons... he would pick them, put them on his 'stache, and then lick 'em off. Was arrested during Thanksgiving break for propositioning a male police officer while intoxicated... with his pants around his ankles. He continued to teach that year, and still does. He is also a county commissioner now. Go figure.

Freshman year, English. My teacher was married to the shop teacher. My bus would get behind them coming to school, and we'd watch them pass a doobie back and forth. A few times she must have been tired... she was laid over in the seat...

 

[Kharn]

Trotter thats some nice teachers you had there.

One thing i notice though is many of the new type ones where they tried to come down to your level couldn't teach a lesson or control a class in any way shape or form.

My mum is a teacher in a collage but specifies in special needs there was a downs syndrome man in her class an she got him to write his own name for the first time several years ago, to this day he still brings a card to her every year at Christmas an his writing skills are getting better all the time. But she has this one class of kids bussed in from a young offenders prison that all other teachers can't control by they fear my mum.

 

[Trotter]

One of the greatest teachers I had was for Composition 1 and 2. He had a PhD in English, and was a bleeding heart liberal... which is diametrically opposite my personal views. The only thing we agreed on was that people should be allowed to own guns.

I was older than most college freshmen since I went to work instead of college. I was one of the few who got his jokes (very intellectual types of humor). I was very outspoken in his class and took him to ask on most subjects, just as he took me to task when he could. Most people in the class were very intimidated by him as he was very knowledgeable and had no qualms putting uppity teenagers in their place.

 

[Brinson]

One of my teachers told me I was going to burn in the fires of **** for reading Harry Potter. Exact words...

I also had a math teacher who didn't know how to do the problems, and so would come up with her own ways to do things, get the wrong answer, and then tell us the book was wrong.

 

[Ethereal_Dragon]

Most of my bad ones were during my Junior year of High School.... had an American History teacher that was bald, and we all SWORE that he waxed his head.... man, at the right angle, watch out, the light reflected off that sucker... He wasn't happy when a few of us would come to class with sun glasses.

Junior year history teacher was a big lady.... REALLY big lady. (my ex was super-size too, no hate towards the big girls....)... anyways... she had this thing for an actor, Daniel Day Lewis. We were forced to watch the terrible film version of "The Crucible", and we would just make fun of the actor, and it would nearly bring this lady to tears. That was the only year that I didn't read ANY of the books that we were supposed to, like The Jungle, and..... didn't read them, don't remember the rest. I did good on the tests though, and got a B in the class. That was also the class for our school's dreaded "Junior year term paper".... The subject had to be based on "The Crucible", and my ex was into all those witchcraft shenanigans, and she actually wrote the paper for me. It was an EXCELLENT paper I must say, and the teacher gave me a C, because she didn't like me.. Found out a few years later that she was arrested in school and dragged out kicking and screaming, and was fired. Of all things, she drove a small econo-hatch similar to a Geo Metro, and boy, to see her in it, simply side splitting.... almost like a clown car.